There was an old farmer who lived on a rock
He sat in the meadow just shaking his
читать дальшеFist at some boys who were down by the crick
Their feet in the water, their hands on their
читать дальшеMarbles and playthings, and at half past four
There came a young lady, she looked like a
читать дальшеPretty young creature, she sat on the grass
She pulled up her dress and she showed them her
читать дальшеRuffles and laces and white fluffy duck
She said she was learning a new way to
читать дальшеBring up her children so they would not spit
While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling
читать дальшеRefuse and litter from yesterday's hunt
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her
читать дальшеEyes at the fellow down by the dock
He looked like a man with a sizeable
читать дальшеHome in the country with a big fence out front
If he asked her politely, she'd show him her
читать дальшеLittle pet dog who was subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her
читать дальшеSmall tender hands with a movement so quick
And then she'd bend over and suck on his
читать дальшеCandy so tasty, made of butterscotch
and then he'd spread whipped cream all over her
читать дальшеCookies that she had left out on her shelf
If you think this is dirty, you can go fuck yourself!